Let the festivities begin. Well today started out at my sister's house and will end at my in-laws house with a stop at my mother's house in between the two of them.
The first stop was a little different than normal. My Dad was not able to make the trip due to soreness in his knees, which only further proves the claim I made to him 2 weeks ago in which I told him he was a woman. Today, he proved me correct. So if you are reading this Dad. Let it be known, I'm once again calling you a woman. Your move.
Next stop on the Christmas train is the annual visit to my mother's house. This stop usually involves some food and a lot of nagging. If you are not careful she will explain to you how not going to the dentist will cause you a heart condition or the not brushing your hair on a daily basis will cause the second toe on your right foot to fall off. It's true, look it up she will say. You would think that with all of the information in my mother's head, that she would know that nagging causes the victim to become deaf, and could cause damage to her vocal chords. I mean seriously, if she damages her vocal chords, are we then to hear things like, putting your pants on one leg at a time, causes cancer. Facts like this are priceless.
Let the games begin.
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