Christmas Eve

Let the festivities begin. Well today started out at my sister's house and will end at my in-laws house with a stop at my mother's house in between the two of them.

The first stop was a little different than normal. My Dad was not able to make the trip due to soreness in his knees, which only further proves the claim I made to him 2 weeks ago in which I told him he was a woman. Today, he proved me correct. So if you are reading this Dad. Let it be known, I'm once again calling you a woman. Your move.

Next stop on the Christmas train is the annual visit to my mother's house. This stop usually involves some food and a lot of nagging. If you are not careful she will explain to you how not going to the dentist will cause you a heart condition or the not brushing your hair on a daily basis will cause the second toe on your right foot to fall off. It's true, look it up she will say. You would think that with all of the information in my mother's head, that she would know that nagging causes the victim to become deaf, and could cause damage to her vocal chords. I mean seriously, if she damages her vocal chords, are we then to hear things like, putting your pants on one leg at a time, causes cancer. Facts like this are priceless.

Let the games begin.

CHRISTMAS

There is something about the holidays that provide me with alot of comedy.  Weather it be the accidental use of a dirty channel on your parents t.v. or the constant use of small jokes thrown at your short brother in law.  Regardless, this is my favorite time of year. This year is ecpecially exciting because of my kids.  Kai is 6, and Reed is 2.  They both are excited about getting presents this year, not that they weren't excited last year,  but Reed didn't completely understand the happenings of Christmas last year.  So this year should be epic. 
There are a few things I am really looking forward too.  First is my wife and kids opening their gifts, but second is the look on my nephews face when he opens his scooter tomorrow night.  This scooter originally cost 140.00 but hibbets had it on sale for 15.00.  Crazy deal!!! Originally I was only buying 1 for Kai, but when I was told that they had 2 left I couldn't pass up the opportunity to get my nephew the second one.
So here is to hoping that everybody gets to laugh this coming weekend, and that we all remember what Christmas is truly about.

Church

Have you ever noticed the name brand of the toilet seat you use everyday.  I haven't either, until today.  Apparently there is a company out there that has such confidence in there product that they decided to name a toilet seat Church.  That is a pretty brave thing to do in my opinion. 
Just imagine the possibilitys of being able to tell somebody you have to use the bathroom.  I need to go visit the church.  I have to make a donation to the church. I need to attend the church. I have to replenish the holy water at the church. You could go on and on. 
One thing is for certain though. Nobody will ever be able to accuse me of not attending church.  Infact I attend church daily and most days it is twice a day.

I'm Back

I have decided to write some more stories down.  I am sure that my 2 followers will be extra excited.  Although, instead of writing only stories, I have decide to write about daily events. Hopefully they are funny, most likely they will be me ranting on the days events.  Sorry, but not really.

Update:  In the future, I will have videos online of random things in my life.